Monday 11 November 2013

GRAVITY in IMAX-3D. (My Love Letter to this experience).



You may probably never become an astronaut in your life. But the least you can do, is watch Gravity in IMAX 3D and feel the near astronaut experience. But, if your parents watch Gravity, they will never allow you to become an astronaut in the first place. Because, that is what this movie is about. It captures the worst possible nightmares of an astronaut, the hazards of working in space. It’s not a good idea to be working in a place which has no life, which has utter silence as the only companion, where there is maximum risk with minimal possibilities of rescue, where no one can hear your cries for help and be stuck in there in a space station in a line of work which has very thin margin for error. Yet the director Alfonso Cuaron strikes a chord with his beautified vision of the space job, hence giving us the most memorable imagery and breath-taking set pieces we have ever seen in a space film. This is the masterpiece of all the space films so far since the Stanley Kubricks Space Odessey 2001 in 1967.

Set in today's age with today's technology thankfully, Gravity is a survival-thriller-horror story of two astronauts on a usual space mission, who have escaped a major space disaster of their space shuttle at 337 miles above earth with no one to help. But there are no villains here, like aliens. It has a plausible disaster and believable physics. But the sheer experience of watching those disastrous events on a giant IMAX screen will only suspend your imagination in disbelief. It is nothing but 127 hours + Life of Pie set in space, but it’s more visceral. It has the story’s proximity with a single character like in 127 hours, surrounded by the infinite visual beauty like in Life of Pie. It is simply amazing that Alfonso Cuaron created everything in Gravity out of a $100 million budget and just 2 on-screen actors (plus other voice actors for mission control of earth). But the entire movie is populated by the amazing performances of Sandra Bullock (as Medical Engineer Ryan Stone) and George Clooney (as Lt. Matt Kowalski), their conversations, jokes, back stories and most importantly their emotions. Both have a perfect chemistry and display such mutual importance for each, you wonder if they have ever dated in real life. Sandra Bullock gives a solid performance. Imagine this, you are a 50 year old woman, and you are left hanging in rigs and robots twisting your body up and down like a toy to simulate floating in Zero Gravity, yet still you are never to let that strain show up on your face. Sandra Bullock hits bull’s-eye in every scene despite all the physical strain around her, and successfully carries the entire burden of the story on her shoulders. Hats-off  to her composure. She is the one-woman army of this movie.

But what really stole my eye is what Alfonso did with his $100 million budget. I left the theatre wondering about these following questions, and so will most of the audience, especially the movie-makers and VFX geeks:
How did he do that opening shot in a single take for 17-minutes? What a beautiful choreography and execution of that opening shot? How did that camera went floating around with characters and eves-dropping at their conversations for 17 minutes without a cut? How did the camera’s point-of- view shift from outside the body to inside helmet in a single take without cut, that too with continuous spinning? Did they really shoot in space? If not, which element is CG, which element is real? How did they manage to do Zero gravity? How were the actors and objects shown floating in space so flawlessly? How was their complicated trajectory designed? How did they manage to show that ferocious speeds of debris? There is no sound in space, but still, i was able to feel the impact of those collisions. How? How long did they plan this thing? what a precision ? What an execution? What an accuracy? Is it how it is in space for real?  What a vision? what a movie.!! What a seamless marriage of acting, direction, imagination, technology, science and spectacle !!

James Cameron was right, and I too must confess that this is the most beautiful space photography ever done in any space movie. Couple that with the amazing IMAX 3D, it gives you an out-of-the earth experience. Advantage of IMAX 3D is, you get to see those beautiful but minute details like, that sunrise on earth as seen from space, that line of Day & night moving towards west, the Google earth-like-POV of the towns along the river-Nile of Egypt dimming their lights as the day approaches, those beautiful patterns of clouds and hurricanes etc. On one side you feel the colourful vastness of earth and on the other side you feel the lifeless emptiness of Space, an experience only reserved for space travellers is now available for the movie-goers in those IMAX screens. The Dark space and the bright earth serve as metaphors for helplessness and hope, a beautiful theme evident in the movie. The camera moves (floats) with such a slow and steady fluidity that you have all the time on this earth to observe those beautiful images and little details, scan every corner of the giant IMAX screen and still be able to follow the dialogue and absorb their underlying themes like a sponge. The Audience go floating through-out this movie, they are into a virtual Zero-G environment in their sub-conscious already. That image of the earth's gloriously vast curvature shimmering in the sunshine might as well be your desktop's wall-paper.

Gravity is filled with loads and loads of thrills. There is no sound in space, so how to achieve that without murdering the simple physics? Firstly, the camera never shakes or blurs like in your typical action movie. It is steady, and hence allows you completely feel the terror of the space collision by multiplying the impact with an intelligent background score and the amazingly prĂ©cised reactions of the actors. The scenes of colliding, tugging and pulling of objects and bodies in Zero gravity environment are so beautifully choreographed, that all the lessons of your physics textbooks will be flashing in your mind. A fan or a geek of the Physics subject will be delighted to see all those Newton’s laws come to life for the first time, and put to practical  use right in front of his eyes. The geography geeks watching this movie will be busy spotting India, Srilanka, Egypt and River Ganges going by the shapes of the Land-masses visible from space. Because the Camera beautifully settles down and lets the audience enjoy the 'unbeatable' view as mentioned by the George Clooney. Get ready and hold your breath, for those breath-takingly spectacular action sequences that will blow your mind and drop your jaw in the salute of Alfonso Cuaron’s vision.

On one hand you will be fascinating about floating like super-man in zero gravity. On the other hand, you will be terrified to see how the astronaut is helplessly drifting away into deep space in the same zero-gravity with nothing to stop, after being thrown away by the collision impact. Real time astronauts will be thanking their Gods after seeing what kind of situations these Characters go through in Gravity. Such is the way Alfonso captures that that terror, with his immersive camera movement and super long takes with precise choreography of these sequences; he simply sucks you into this experience. That shot where the actress is continuously spinning in zero gravity, the way the camera is spins outside the body for a while and fluidly shifts the POV to inside her space suit’s helmet, giving you an inside-out feel of that situation, is one example of his genius. You can even observe the reflection of the earth spinning upside down on the glass of that helmet. For me that is one of the best images of this movie, and there are so many of those.

When you are surrounded by a cacophony of terrible movies, when you are in a dire need of some terrific entertainment on all levels, its movies like these that come to our rescue. They pat our shoulder and make us feel safe about the future of good movies. Alfonso captures every imaginable terror of an astronaut, ranging from the fear of getting lost in the vastness of space, the lifeless loneliness that this dark space offers to the fear of getting stuck on those small space capsules alone forever. He really captures some breath-taking images, making you wonder how huge the earth is and how small and alone are we in this gigantic universe. Kudos to Alfonso Cuaron, his vision and his five years of dedication behind this movie. May his movie win Oscars in best movie, best director, best actress, best cinematography, best VFX, best sound design, Best background score and what-not?


Tuesday 5 November 2013

Krrish 3 (not a review).. :P



JUST IMAGINE ..!!!! (A dialogue in Krrish)
The reactions of various people watching Krissh 3..

1) A Indian kid who usually spends his entire childhood with POGO and Chota Bheem :

He enters the theater and with gleaming excitement in his eyes, huge expectations in his heart and beautiful memories of Koi Milgaya and Krissh in his brain. And he will not be disappointed. He'll cross his heart with promise, when the Krrish says "Don't try my stunts at home". He'll try to whitsle for krrish, which he can't and empathize with him, when he can. He'll go ecstatic when he sees Krrish flying along side an Aeroplane.  And since he dint see any thing beyond Chota Bheem, he'll go "Wow" and "Awesome" for all the action scenes because they are something " Beyond his Imagination", at-least to his level of exposure. But bottom line,  He'll have a Blast and waste 1GB of Internet data two months later to download a 1080p of Krrish 3 from torrents and store it in his computer forever. (If he has a parent like me, he'll probably hide that movie with a password, fearing the parent would delete anything from computer that will increase the child's dumbness. :P). Yes, kids will love this movie. But then again, they also love eating mud. What do they know ?

2) A poor Rickshawala, a Bollywood worshipper in his youth, a generation which sent Whats-app messages to their Girl Friends using pigeons :

He'll be pretty darn impressed. He'll be thinking, " Agar aaj Rajesh Khanna zinda hotha". He'll typically clap for all the old-school dialogues in Krrish 3, because they are quite similar to the old masala movies of his generation. Same applies for everything, from songs to sentiments. Even the villain's character is nothing but a mash up of X-men's magneto+professor X+ Amresh Puri of 1980s. After seeing all the grand impressive Hi-tech sets, his eyes will be rolling with tears of happiness. Happiness on seeing how advanced and "Posh" Indian cinema has become. And since he would have obviously seen Titanic and jurrasic park, the biggest english hits in India on those days, he is quite convinced that, "Yeah, We are reaching there, Bharat mata Ki Jai."

3) Rich-ass youngster, a Hollywood fanatic :

These guys would have spent half of their life speaking in Fake accents. So they enter the theater their ya-yas and yo-yos. They will be wearing sun-glasses INDOORS. And as soon as the movie starts, they'll go, " Dude that's copied from spider-man, Dude this is from Batman, Dude that scene in is X-men ya, Dude this, dude that, dude your-a** " and they'll finally end up with, " Indians never change man, Always copying". Though they are partly right, i wish they had spared a little thought for the imagination of the director, If not his execution. (Though i agree climax was like in Man of Steel, with the Hero and villain "9/11-ing" all the buildings in Mumbai, with unexciting action scenes Stretched like a bloody Chewing Gum, Never ends).

4) Our Neighboring Aunties. (Read : Star plus serials Fanatics)

" Oh how sweet na ? The father-son sentiment, the Husband-wife sentiment, The Grandfather-Grandson Sentiment. 'Shame-to-shame' (i mean it) Just like our Saas-Bahu serials, but with fancy-dress-Latex-suits costumes." (So any science-fiction movie is incomplete without Latex costumes huh ?)

5) Science Teachers :

"We should ban this movie or else children will get wrong opinion on Human Evolution and Adults will forget the Science they read in their 3rd Class CBSE science textbook. (LOL). For the Entire movie, they will just  be ROFLOL-ing to all those scientific terms that are explained in pure Hindi.

6) A Serious Film Critic who criticizes sharply, like a slap on a face  :

" The Back ground music is so bad, I would rather stab my ears with Anu Malik's Tongue. Why does the Villain's costume in Climax looks like it was assembled by the monkeys of Madagascar movies using a stolen aluminium foil from a lunch box. ? Why do we see so many brand hoardings in every shot ? Is this a 2.5 hour long Advertisement with a 10-minutes interval for extra advertisements. ? Why does that villain just kills his scientists and dad for no reason ? Is it just for the sake of showing villainism ? How mediocre ? Why is that side actor looking into the camera ? What is the  exact role of Kangana Ranauth, apart from Flaunting her b**bs ? (oops. :P). 
(But those are true valid points you'll ask yourself while watching this movie).

7) Hrithik Fans and Admirers :

"Why Hrithik Why ? Why this Kolaveri di ?"
( But They obvioulsy don't observe that Hrithik is only-and-only thing or person watchable in this movie. His performance as Childish-Adult Rohit Mehra, is still as awesome as it was in Koi Mil Gaya, though everything around him is shamelessly funny. No change in that fact mama..!!!).

8) Smart-asses, those whose predict ahead about the story, every thing is so obvious to them :

"Now she'll  kiss him obviously, Now there will be a song obviously, Now she'll fall in love with him obviously, Now there will be fight obviously .
 (Well yeah buddy, they are called Bollywood rules. i agree with him. Most of it is obvious pretty much. Though there are few surprises, they are not really worth your bucks. And if you had hopes that Bollywood will make something on par with Hollywood in the near future, you will lose them obviously.)

9) VFX and action movie fans, who have watched the climax of Avengers, 10000 times.

Guy 1  : OMG, so awesome, what software did they use man ?
Guy 2  : Looks like MS paint man. Hahahahaha. (They both LOL and Hi5 each other.:P)
Guy 1 :  Do you like those fight scenes, their choreography and all ?
Guy 2 : They Remind me of Pokemon fights. (they repeat the above. :P)
Guy 3 : If the guy who invented this green screen technique saw Krrish 3, he'll faint, then wake up and then he'll kick himself for inventing it in the first place. He'll try to dis-invent it to avoid further insult to his invention.
Guy 4 : Seriously bro, Shaktimaan's fights would have looked better if they had this budget in those days.

10) My reaction.

Honestly, I was glad that it was not as worst as Ra.ONE. Ra-one is an insult to the intelligence of humanity. Of all the movies I've seen, I had the worst of expectations on Krissh 3, thanks to trailer. After movie, there was disappointment, but less painful than i had for Ra-one. In krrish 3, the director atleast tries to bring some logic to the movie. Atleast Rajesh Roshan had some good intentions and made mention-able efforts to bring together all the plot-points and make some sense through it. That's something definitely worth a comment. Hrithik was very much watchable, but priyanka Chopra was plain annoying. And i have explained the role of kangana Ranauth above (LOL, but dude, she is hot, seriously. :P). Every single point i have pointed above under every reaction is absolutely true and valid. But overall it's a "For the Kids, by the Kids, With the Kids" movie. Despite it's rare positives, I wont recommend it to my city friends who will have to spend 200 rs because of me, so that they will come and kill me Later. Because, in that situation, even Krrish will not be able to save me. Even he knows what i deserve if i do that.

So folks, before watching, just decide to which category of audience do you belong and save your money. It's up to you now. May God ( Read krrish) save you from turning into atheist after watching those God-Allah-Bhagwan songs of Krrish 3. LOL :P.